The LOUNGE roundup

Signs of Coffee Deprivation.... or maybe just addicted to coffee...

Are there clouds in your coffee? Or, if you drink your java from styrofoam cups, perhaps it's hormone-disrupting chemicals ...

As you're dressing, you dab a little coffee on your wrists so you’ll smell great all day.

After walking into the kitchen and discovering someone drank the last of the coffee without making more, you try to fire your spouse.
You drive with a cup of hot coffee between your legs. You aren't looking to sue McDonalds; you're just that weird

You sleep with your eyes open. -

You have to watch videos in fast-forward. -

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. -

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. -

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. -

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. -

You chew on other people's fingernails. -

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. -

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. -

Instant coffee takes too long. -

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. -

You can outlast the Energizer bunny. -

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. -

You answer the door before people knock. -

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.